Friday, November 2, 2012

Exclusive Interview With Chinese People Who Are Totally Not in...



Exclusive Interview With Chinese People Who Are Totally Not in iPad Reselling Ring

By Joe Brown

Names have been withheld to protect the innocent

Gizmodo: So, what are  you here to buy?

Lady 1: iPad

Gizmodo: iPad 4 or iPad mini?

Lady 1: Both!

Gizmodo: Which one’s for you?

Lady 1: I like the mini.

Gizmodo: So you’re going to keep the mini?

Lady 1: 16 gigabytes

Lady 2: Something in Chinese.

Lady 1: [nods] 16 gigabytes. White one.

Gizmodo: They’re already out of the white.

Lady 1: I buy whatever they have.

Gizmodo: What about your friend? [to friend] Are you getting an iPad?

Lady 2: Two iPads.

Gizmodo: Which one, the mini or the 4?

Lady 2: Both mini! iPad 4 is stupid. Nobody wants, no money. [editor’s note: clearly a Gizmodo reader. Also, she was like yelling.]

Gizmodo: So you’re selling the iPads? 

Lady 2: No, for my daughter. [Looks at Man]

Man: [nods]

Gizmodo: You’re giving two iPads to your daughter?

Lady 2: In Chinatown I pay $3 to charge my cellphone.

Gizmodo: Really? That’s fucked up.

Lady 2: [to man] Something in Chinese

Man: [nods]

Lady 2: He pay $15 on Tuesday. hahahahahahahahaha!

Gizmodo: hahaha you got ripped off

Man: [shrugs]

Gizmodo: So you’re giving both iPads to your daughter?

Lady 2: Two daughters. One five, one eight.

Gizmodo: And you’re giving them both iPads? You’re the best mom ever.

Lady 2: [To Lady 1] Something in Chinese

Lady 1: Her daughter already has iPhone 4S.

Lady 2: [pulls out white iPhone 4S] hahahahahahaha How many [iPad buying] tickets you have?

Gizmodo: Just one.

Lady 2: Too bad, make money.

Gizmodo: Who do I sell my iPad to?

Lady 1: 16 gigabytes



Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/p31IiIAFdrE/34834788253

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